A make believe interview with Barack Hussein Obama:
We are here inside Camelot castle where we are awaiting a chance to talk with Lord Obama. There are thousands of his legions here… lets ask them a few questions while we await the Anointed Ones arrival. Hello sir… sir, may I ask you a few questions? Thank you.
Boy there sure are a lot of folks hyped up here today now that Lord Obama has won the Democratic race against that mean and nasty Hillary. What are your thoughts? Belief… change… hope?
Okay, well, thank you sir. How about you Miss, what are your thoughts on this victory? Hope… believe… change? All right. well, this crowd is just in a daze obviously, (people in the background all in unison) Hope… change… belief!
Well now, here comes his Highness, let’s see if I can squeeze in here.
Mr. Obama sir, your highness, yes, congrats on the Democratic nod this week. I just want to say you were the better man… I mean… well, you know. No, I’m not a misogynist, I don’t even know what the word means, really. Oh, you are a happy misogynist, I see. Well I will look that word up tonight at the office. Uh, Senator, may I ask you a few questions?
Yes, yes, I know your a busy man these days but some people of the Country just want to know a few things about you and your plans for our future? You will? Thanks.
By the way, great move by ticking off those Arabs when you assured Israel that we would still be real close buddies under your reign… I mean rule… no,no I mean during your Presidency. Sorry, I get a little woozie just being in your company. Must be that aura that surrounds you.
Thank you All Mighty One. Now, what will be your key focus during your run against John McCain as you campaign in all these 57 States? Huh? Yes, I know about, “Change,” but I was wondering what kind of change did you have in mind?
Oh boy, my leg has tingles shooting up and down it… yes, I will be okay. Lets move on.
Now then, if elected President, how will you assemble and run your staff day to day? Hope? Did you say hope? Wow, you said that like you were Jesus giving the Sermon on The Mount! Another question your Lordship? Thank you oh so much.
How will you deal with the war on terror, and will we cut and run out of Iraq with the job left undone even though most of the citizens of Iraq do not want us to abandon them because they know and understand what is in store for them if we do?
We must, “believe?” That’s it?
Mr. Obama, I think I understand now. Feed the herd with the ultimate food! Hope, change and belief. The question I have after this is, “where’s the beef?” We must have some sustenance here somewhere.
Sorry Barack, this is a well traveled road. The people here in this Country have been blinded by your well oiled scripted quick wit and your toothy smile.
This voter says thanks, but no thanks!
Now if I can only get though this mob that seems to be turning on me like mad Pit Bull dogs! If I make it I’ll see you all later at the Libertarian Convention. Help!
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